Have you done anything nice for a stranger? please read!?

Yesterday i was walking past a fitness center only to find a women sitting outside the doorstep crying her eyes out. So i asked "Whats wrong?" She replied "It's just so hard to lose all this weight" she swiped her tears then said "I try so hard and i really want to lose all this fat" She was big fat lady with no friends. I then felt sorry for the porky women and pulled a chocolate bar out of my pocket and slowly held it towards her pig nose. While tears dripped on top of the chocolate wrapping she groaned and said "I don't want to go back to lazy fat women". But i could see her eyes light up at the sight of chocolate so i said softly "Go on take a bite it wont hurt you like those big bad machines" She sniffed wiped the tears from her eyes and bit into the chocolate while eating she groaned and sobbed. I stroked her hair and said gently "There you go not so hard now was it pig".